Original Commentary

You know... for all the things bad about Emily- there is one great thing about her: she can bounce back faster than a rubber ball.

And yes, that is the soda machine from the mini-golf YSIF comic... I've gotten quite a bit of mileage out of it -Isabel

Modern Commentary
Officially, Kimberly is in charge of the department. Patrick officially reports to Kimberly but he also unofficially reports directly to Ms. Taylor, which also counts for something. - Terrence