Original Commentary
This happened to me. A day after Isabel wrote the strips, actually. It was also at 2 AM at an all-night diner. The difference is that we went to Dennys instead of a cool local place - Terrence

Modern Commentary
Even back then, the yellow sweetener packets were almost certainly Splenda. Why? Because if left it white, like real sugar packets, it would look like we forgot to color it - Terrence