Original Commentary
Kimberly Taylor: one of the few female rabbits than can make a grown man cry. The background to this comic was from a tree-lot I drew back in 2002 for Namir Deiter. I actually ended up using it for ND in 2004 as well. That tree salesman must really get around.

Modern Commentary
Kimberly has never professionally sold trees, but she has a cursory knowledge of the merchandise. This guy probably answered a want ad and, if asked what kind of Christmas trees he sold, would be confused by the idea that they come in different types.

She's probably lying. The tree is decent and will probably last until Boxing Day. But if you don't know your product well enough to tell if it's going to last two days and take a customer's word for it, then you deserve to get ripped off- Terrence