Original Commentary
Makes you wonder what kind of on-line purchasing experiences Brisbane has had to cause that kind of reaction in him? Perhaps we really shouldn't ask... some -Isabel

Modern Commentary
I don't know how wallpaper actually works. Everything I learned about it, I learned from cartoons; the lead character gets covered in paste and tangled in wallpaper.

I'm sure that's all exaggerated for comic effect because it's not funny if you apply wallpaper and it's a just a little short or a little crooked or the patterns don't quite line up.

Maybe it's different now. Maybe there have been advances in the technology and it's so easy that I could do it. But still, no - Terrence